He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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