i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
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You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
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I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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