# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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