god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
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I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
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Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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