I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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