Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Everything about him screamed your future.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
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