im gay
i know
yea but for you.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
How many fucks given?
0.12846
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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