Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
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He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
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He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
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