Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
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Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
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Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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