Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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