It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
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I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
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how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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