woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
this hospital has no fireball
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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