Non-Jews are for practice
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
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i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
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I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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