Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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