...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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