no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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