im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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