i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Randomize
