I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
If I die, sorry about rent.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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