If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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