Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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