I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
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I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
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I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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