do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
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the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
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i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
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