Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
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well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
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I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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