party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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