i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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