He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
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Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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