I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
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What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
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Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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