White coat. Heels.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Life is so much better after having sex.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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