so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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