with your own penis?
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
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the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
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ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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