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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I don't deserve a penis
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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