**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
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2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
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I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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