Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
another moral hangover. fuck.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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