do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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