so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
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she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
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preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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