You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Randomize
