So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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