i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
wow bdsm is so cute
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