I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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