i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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