I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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