oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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