im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
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Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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