And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
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We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
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I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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