But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
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his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
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You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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