How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
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