I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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