so that wasnt chicken after all
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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