maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
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jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
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I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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