Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
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big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
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Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
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I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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