Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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