Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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