U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
of course. lets lasso hookers.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
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At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
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Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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