I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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